Green Tortoise Hostel – San Francisco

Stayed: August 2015 (Summer) 4 Nights
Room:
5 Person Female Dorm
Overall Rating:
 8/10 [Was clean, had lots to do, great location, friendly and social travelers]

mainbg1I stayed at Green Tortoise Hostel for my 5 wonderful days in San Francisco.
This was my very first time staying at a hostel so I wasn’t sure what to expect but it was pretty good 🙂
If you have a look on their website they sometimes have good rates for rooms depending on the time of year. I paid USD$204 for my 4 nights (including taxes)

Check in is at 2pm which was fine for me as I didn’t arrive until about 7pm. I’d just had a long 16 hour flight from New Zealand with a short stop in LA so I was knackered!
I paid for my room once I got to the hostel but you can cancel your reservation free of charge up to 48 hours in advance if you change your mind.

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There are private rooms available

The reception is open 24 hours a day which is really helpful for people arriving at different hours and it’s easy to find!
I took a shuttle from the airport for about $19-$20 otherwise you can take the BART for $9 and get off at Montgomery Street Station and walk for about 15 minutes.
If you have a car, note that they don’t provide parking and recommend you pay to park it in a garage. If you e-mail them, they’ll tell you where to go as sometimes they do deals with garages for like half the price.

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I stayed in this identical dorm 🙂

This is a Party Hostel so don’t book here if all you want to do is sleep and keep to yourself! Most of the people who stay here are between 20 and 30 years of age. They have nightly events so it’s good to check at reception to see what’s happening that night.

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Pros:

  • Option of Private Rooms
  • Massive Ballroom to eat in
  • Free Breakfast every day
  • 3 Free Dinners a week (Think it’s usually vegetarian though)
  • Free Wi-Fi everywhere
  • Computer’s available
  • Guest Laundry Room (Does close off at 10pm though)
  • Pool Table
  • Fully Equipped kitchen to make your own meals
  • Allowed to drink alcohol in the Ballroom
  • Large storage space under your bed
  • Private Bathrooms in the hallway (Not stalls)
  • Reception very informative with booking activities
  • Bike Rentals
  • Intercom Access after-hours (So no randoms coming in)

Cons:

  • Stairs! Maybe I’m just lazy but I hated walking up all the stairs whenever I forgot something
  • Can be noisy on the weekends and in peak season
  • Quite a few adult entertainment clubs on the next block (Personally I didn’t find it a problem apart from the odd catcall when you walked by)
  • No air con/fans
  • Showers can run out of hot water if you’re late having a shower in the morning

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Unfortunately I didn’t attend any of the activities they hosted (Bar crawls etc.). Looking back I really should have but I was new at this whole travelling solo thing. Also, I’d met some people when I was out on one of my day trips so I went out for dinner with them throughout the week instead.

Note: The only problem I had with this hostel was one of the staff member’s. When I arrived, obviously hot and tired and sore from carrying my stuff and my 16 hour flight he proceeded to tell me every single rule and info about the hostel while I just stood there and listened for 10 minutes. I asked if I could just go to my room and come back down later but he got snippy and explained how every single little thing worked from the washing machine to what cereals they provided. 
I know I sound bitchy writing this, but if you were in the mood that I was in, I just really could not be bothered. 
A couple of nights later when I was in bed, the same guy just barged into my room and switched the lights on. First of all, he didn’t knock which I thought was rude as it was a female only dorm room and I could have been getting changed. Second I was wearing a nightgown I had to quickly adjust and thirdly he didn’t even explain why he was in there! Just went to one of the beds and lifted the mattress looking for something. He left a few minutes later (Without turning off the light I might add) and 2 other girls came back with him a little while later who then explained to me that one of them found ants in her bed so he was checking to see what could be done I guess.
I don’t think anything was ever solved as her bed was right next to the window (And the window was open all the time) so I’m pretty sure that’s how she had them. I dunno, that just made me so annoyed how disrespectful he was!

494 Broadway

San Francisco, CA 94133

Hostel@GreenTortoiseSF.com

+1 (415) 834-1000

Toll-Free (USA and Canada)

1 (800) 867-8647

Hostels – Myths & Tips

Before travelling, I’d never stayed in a hostel before!
I imagined them to all be dirty and not well looked after. I thought I had to bring my own sleeping bag or something and all my stuff would get stolen.
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But I was so wrong! Hostels ended up being the best experiences, I don’t think I would have met the people I did if I just stayed in hotels the whole time.
Before I booked accommodation, I looked up reviews on every hostel I was thinking of staying at and went for ones with the best price and the best reviews. Obviously when you’re going to book a hostel, don’t expect room service every day. Just somewhere safe and clean to sleep and hang out in at the end of the night. That way – hopefully you won’t be disappointed.
I use TripAdvisor for most of my reviews

hostel
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noun
  1. an establishment which provides inexpensive food and lodging for a specific group of people, such as students, workers, or travellers.
    synonyms: cheap hotel, youth hostel, YMCA, YWCA, bed and breakfast, B&B,boarding house, guest house, pension; More

    Hostel Myths:

    “Hostels are so unsafe with all the weirdos you share a room with”
    No matter where you are in the world, you’re always going to come across someone who may seem a bit strange to you. I always felt while I was travelling that everyone in my rooms were there for the same reason – to explore the city, make friends and have somewhere to sleep. I never came across anyone in my room that made me feel uncomfortable, and if that was the case I would have asked to move to a different room. Hostels are usually really accommodating and if you’re staying at a good one they’ll just want you to feel safe and happy! 🙂
    All the hostels I stayed at I either had my own locker to put my valuables in, a chest-type-thing underneath my bed with a lock on it or some place to put stuff where I could provide my own padlock.
    I’m guilty of being a bit slack with my stuff. I’d leave my phone chargers etc… in my power point all day with my I Pod plugged in. I’d leave my bag open at the end of my bed with my clothes all shoved in it. The only thing I’d lock away usually was my passport, my tablet and my hair straightener in my locker along with all my make-up (What can I say, I’d be distraught if my M.A.C got stolen!)

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    “Hostel beds aren’t clean – they have bed bugs!”
    The hostels I stayed at, I had to make my own bed. Meaning when you rocked up they’d have a fresh set of sheets folded on top of your bed for you. It was up to you to make your own bed, which was fine as you knew the sheets had been replaced before you arrived.
    I never came across bed bugs or any of that stuff. However, i’m sure if that happened (Which I’m sure it does) I’d say something to the reception. I remember in San Fran a girl had complained there were ants in her bed but she was sleeping right next to the window which was a bit unfortunate. At the end of your stay, you’re usually expected to strip your bed yourself and take your sheets down to the laundry bin/shaft where the hostel workers clean them.

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    “I’m a female – I don’t want to stay with males!”
    So am I!
    I was a bit funny about sleeping in the same room as guys so I made sure I always booked ‘female-only’ dorms. I haven’t yet come across a hostel that doesn’t give you that option.
    But now that I’ve done the whole hostel-thing, I’d happily book a mixed-dorm room and save myself some money (As Female Only Dorms are usually a bit more expensive)
    You also can choose how many people you want to share a room with. Most Hostels have 4, 6, 8 or 10 bedded rooms to choose from. I always chose 4 or 6 as I didn’t want lots of loud snorers, but I also found I had less of a selection of people to meet in my room by choosing the less full ones.
    Some hostels also give the option of choosing your own room – but you obviously have to pay quite a bit more for this.

    “Hostels are only for solo travelers”
    You’d be surprised how many couples or groups of friends stay in Hostels. I met a couple of girls in LA who were friends and got the same dorm room together and I also met a couple who booked their own room instead of sharing with other people so they could share a bed and have some more privacy. It was kind of like having their own hotel room but with the advantages of meeting lots of other people and joining in on all the day trips the Hostel’s plan.

    “Hostels are only for young-people”
    I kind of wish that was true as I’m young and I like being around people of the same age bracket, but you end up meeting people of all different ages. I’m not going to lie, the smaller type hostels usually had people of 18 – 30 year old’s staying in them but I remember in the New York Hostel I stayed at there were ‘older’ people who were on ‘career’ breaks or were just in town for business so stayed in hostels. I remember even seeing a young boy and his dad at one of the hostels. Not that this happens very often but it can!
    The majority of my time was spent with people from ages 20 – 30 years, and Party Hostels especially will have an age limit (18 or 21+ as they allow drinking wherever)
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    “Hostels are always a party-place”
    Slightly true….but not all of them.
    The Hostel I stayed at in New York they had Bar Crawls every few nights which were great as I met heaps of people that way. The Hostel I stayed at in London had a bar downstairs and dance area etc… which defiantly got used but when you’re upstairs in bed you couldn’t hear a thing. Just review the hostel you want to stay at before you book and you’ll get an idea if it’s a party one or not. If Young-Group tours leave or stay in those type of hostels it will usually end up being a party hostel. I found the places I stayed at that didn’t do bar crawls and stuff ended up being the less-memorable ones anyways.
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Now hopefully I’ve convinced you to try and stay in a hostel at least once in your life time!

If you do decide to book that room sleeping in bunks with other people, than here are some important rules I really suggest you follow.

Hostel Etiquette

  • Be Quiet.
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    Obviously not 24/7 but when your flight arrives late and you don’t get to your room until 12.30am in the morning, please please don’t turn on the light and start un packing your bags! This is when one of those little torches really come in handy.
    The same goes for your drunken nights after the bar crawl. People do actually sleep in the dorms, so don’t sit on your bed with your 2 new friends and have drunken deep and meaningfuls at 3am.
  • Turn your cell-phone off at night
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    Or put it on silent! I slept under this one girl who would text away on her phone for hours and all I’d hear is ‘blub blub blub’ from her Bubble keypad she had on. Grrrr.
  • Don’t steal stuff
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    It’s common sense, but I feel like I have to write it here. If someone has their bag open, don’t steal their make-up. If you’re waiting for the washing machine and someone’s clothes are in there, don’t take their jeans or their top or whatever else you fancy. Karma will get you.
  • Use the driers

    On the topic of clothes, don’t use your dorm as a Chinese Laundry mat and spread your clothes over all the chairs. Spare the few coins and put your clothes in the drier.
  • Pack the night before
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    If you know you’re leaving the next day or you have to leave really early at like 5am, pack all your stuff in your bag the night before. Leave a little torch out and a new set of clothes to change into in the morning. I can usually sleep through someone getting all their stuff together to leave the next day but when you’re banging locker doors open and closed then it gets super annoying.
  • Stay Clean

    Showers are there for a reason. I never came across any smelly Sally’s but I’m sure it does happen. We had this one person on one of the tours who I could smell a mile away. I felt really sorry for whoever they shared a room with because it was so un-pleasant. Same goes for clothes, if your clothes stink than so will you even if you just had a shower.
  • Don’t have sex in your dorm
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    You’re probably still going to when you think there’s just no where else to go, but have a little bit of consideration for your room mates. They may act like they’re sleeping but really they just don’t want to make eye contact with you as you’re going cowboy with the guy from room 39.
  • Be social, make friends!!
    I feel this is one of the most important rules. You’re staying in a hostel to meet people (and save money) don’t sit in a corner and message your friends back home for 4 hours. Just be in the moment!
    When you’re eating at a table, sit down next to someone and start up a conversation. When you arrive in your room, introduce yourself to the people already in your room, ask them where they’re from, what they’ve seen so far etc… It makes you feel a bit safer getting to know the people you’ll sleeping with and half of the time they’ll usually ask you if you want to join them on some type of expedition or to grab something to eat.
    In LA I remember just walking into my room, talking to this girl and then immediately going out to eat at a diner with her. Later on we got more people and we all went out for Gelato!
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    Very rarely does someone want to be left alone and excluded so if you see someone looking around for someone to talk to then give them a smile and a wave over 🙂

Let me know about your hostel experiences in the comments below 🙂

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